Why I like being a pessimist.

I have heard many EXPERTS, FRIENDS, TEACHERS, GURUS, PARENTS, AUNTIES AND UNCLES say that one should be positive in life and that is how you can get what you want, or will achieve what you want. You need to have an open mind. You need to be optimistic. You need to be..so on so forth.

Well, you might be right. Might be wrong. But let me know give you an input about being negative, dark, and pessimistic, and how it can help you achieve what you want. It might sound awkward, weird, and blatantly foolish. You might be saying, ” What the fuck is this guy saying, he is absofuckinlutely stupid”.

BUT, I AM NOT.

In the real world, you cannot fly like superman, even though you are 200% postivie and optimistic. Those who have tried ended up, you know where. Okay, I agree, this is exaggeration.

I will cite myself as an example. [Disclaimer : Might not work for everyone, and I am not suggesting you to do this].

Friend: What are your plans for 31st night man!

Me: Nothing.

Friend: Why?

Me: What is special about 31st? Like a month ends, an year ends.

Friend: But you gotta welcome the new year bro!

Me: Whether I welcome it or not, it’s gonna come anyway.

Friend: We gotta celebrate by drinking!

Me: Let’s see.

The FRIEND is extremely positive about the new year, and he hopes it will give him more happiness and joy.

But my FRIEND, with everything that is postive there is negative, and that is called NATURE.

A cigarette gives you relief yet it burns your lungs. Drinking gives you kick, yet it degrades your liver. Sex gives you joy, yet it can make you do things you thought you’ll never do for it. I mean, there is a limit for everything.

I am an optimist yet a pessimist. More of a pessimist. A pessimist doesn’t have expectations. He will be happy with what he has, yet he will fight to achieve more. That is how a pessimist works. He fools everyone.

BE A PESSIMIST.